The Comeback Bid

I got like 3 compliments yesterday: my friend said I asked a good question, my wife said I asked a good question, and my friend was impressed by my having a certain lp. 

I cannot remember which record or what questions, but I am reminded of this parable from the book of GG:

Disciple: Hey GG, why are you squirting fecal semen on your penis?

GG:  It’s easy to turkey-baste semen on your penes when you know you’re never gonna get laid. [GG then maced the inquisitor, legend has it.]