the best spam that ever happened…

…to me, at least, was entitled Few things are more sexy to me than brains and wit.

being as i am a wonderfully intelligent and hilarious individual, i did not immediately take this title to be a sign of any sort of catch-as-catch-can, nefarious email scheme; rather, i presumed that some individual in the inner or the outer reaches of my life had decided it necessary to make plain unto me, in no uncertain terms, those ways in which my glaringly obvious good humor and incisiveness had evoked a bawdy, bowel-y response in her or in his…body.

well, let me tell you something, friends of mine. i was mistaken. and i was made to feel belittled and inhumane. i was made to feel like the victim of a cruel hoax. the email read:

Huge Collection of Outfits,are words you need not speak.

rqq>fzf233.150m.com

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2 Responses to “the best spam that ever happened…”

  1. evil r + b guy Says:

    You going to investigate this stance on those outfits?

  2. lexdexter Says:

    I need to figure out how to GET those outfits. the fucking link didn’t work.


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