if only i could write jokes

stunning excerpt from prindle’s review of a neal hamburger concert recording i’ll probly not ever hear:

What did Santa Claus give Gerald Ford for Christmas?

Historical revisionism!

imagine you’re just some hosebag going to madison square garden to see tenacious D, and this guy comes out – you’d regret not being able to run so good in your sport-sandals, i bet.


One Response to “if only i could write jokes”

  1. wobs Says:

    Holy crap, that’s hilarious!

    I do feel compelled to point out, however, that one can run perfectly well in sports sandals, being designed, as it were for sports. However, I’d be in a world of hurt if I chose to wear birkenstocks to that show!

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