as many of you know, i hate the decemberists. thanks to the always dependably snotty vice for putting my rage into snotty words.
“Oh good, more nasal songs about rogues and curs and bustles. Hey, could you let us know when the Wes Anderson Fantasy Songwriting Camp lets out and you go back to being a gangly lit dork who still gets shoved by people at 30. Just a heads-up’d be nice.”
(written by a saint named ‘Kelron Chubbard.’)